donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
shrek: get out me swamp!
donkey: aww :/


lilaira:

ocelotcommander:

daftcake:

omg did u see that ghost

When I saw that and thought it can’t get better

it did

(via too-awkward-to-function)


ITS NOT PORN ITS GAME OF THRONES I SWEAR

helloitsbelle:

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

Write a book please

(via too-awkward-to-function)


nihilistic-void:

This is the animal they chose to represent Satan. 

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Accuser

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Seducer

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Destroyer

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The Father of Lies

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Evil Personified

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Just think about that for a moment. 

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rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

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spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

(via thats-so-meme)



thefuuuucomics:

I am laughing so hard

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siriusyoulittleshit:

"He goes by Potter."

"You would, too, if your fool of a father named you Albus Severus."

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hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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cecilgpalmer:

i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke

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